news reporters ...( 2 weeks ago by gabylovesdemusic)
news reporters totally talk like this too. THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME
They are spot on !( 1 week ago by VerbierSkier)
They are spot on !
FUCKING UDYR.( 1 week ago by PraxstaRevolution)
FUCKING UDYR.
Lol must be hard to ...( 1 week ago by mrkiller470X)
Lol must be hard to keep a straight face while doing this lol
Might be the best ...( 1 week ago by highrollin2)
Might be the best Onion segment I've ever seen.
This is just like ...( 1 week ago by sjl0523)
This is just like literal video version of breaking news reports.
@gabylovesdemusic ...( 1 week ago by Erduk)
@gabylovesdemusic That's because all of the words are being created and fed to them by the same kind of people.
@NotCliffyB ...( 1 week ago by OmegaLesPaul)
@NotCliffyB hahahaha fail
shit happens and ...( 1 week ago by ChewylovesSlits)
shit happens and when it does film it and pretend its important xD
@keetonbob Get it, ...( 1 week ago by Braleven)
@keetonbob Get it, "BEARable" hahaha- I hate myself.
I don't care how ...( 1 week ago by TheOfficialMassimo)
I don't care how many times I have seen this. It's hilarious.
that was bullshit!( 1 week ago by 8Deer8Hunter8)
that was bullshit!
I want an Onion ...( 1 week ago by ashliebelle)
I want an Onion car chase video SOOO bad
the onion is a lie ...( 1 week ago by MrAznPillow)
the onion is a lie, yet it speaks the truth
Array( 1 week ago by DashOfRainbow)
@ashliebelle I would volunteer to be the guy being pursued in the car...problem is, in order for it to be satire, they would have to rent out a huge section of highway. It would be awesome to see it though. Maybe a 10 minute segment of bullshit commentary. XD
Francis: Bullshit!( 1 week ago by sonex1203)
Francis: Bullshit!
lol 'bullshit is on ...( 1 week ago by 45cakeman)
lol 'bullshit is on rise'
I'm just some ...( 1 week ago by katosjoes)
I'm just some fucking guy.
@keetonbob i see ...( 6 days ago by whiskerjuice)
@keetonbob i see what you did there
I'm an older man so ...( 5 days ago by topazsin12)
I'm an older man so you can trust what I say!
Laughjed quite ...( 4 days ago by wh0represents)
Laughjed quite hard at the very last line
"... and here is ...( 2 days ago by eerereps)
"... and here is some footage of congress" "yes, I see that..." LMAO!
"I'm Just Some F** ...( 9 hours ago by emeraldcrescent)
xD
I hate myself.
I would volunteer to be the guy being pursued in the car...problem is, in order for it to be satire, they would have to rent out a huge section of highway.
It would be awesome to see it though. Maybe a 10 minute segment of bullshit commentary. XD
"yes, I see that..."
LMAO!